Nova is a "No Go"

My fellow writer friend, Chelsea Lowe, pointed out to me that the Chevy Nova being a "no go" in Spain is actually a no go altogether--apparently an urban myth. Damn.
But this did lead us to a discussion of English words used on products in non-English countries.

Creap creamer in Japan, notes Chelsea.

Creap is very good. Very good, indeed. But I'd have to say that Barf detergent in Republic of Georgia trumps it.

I've often washed my clothes in Barf.
Not everyone can say that.
Or would want to.