My nieces rent a condo together down on the beach.
I wanted to go in the bathroom, but the ginormous iguana (about two feet tall) was wandering around in there somewhere.
He might have been taking a hit off the ginormous bong sitting near the sink.
The Flintstones in German are called The Feuersteins
Fred and Wilma Feuerstein and their neighbors,
Barney and Betty Gerollheimer
Here is why I'm not marriage material, not fit to live within a family unit:
Last year I paid 160 euros for a dresser I hate: poorly constructed and poorly put together by Rudy, the Human Hurricane.
I thought about leaving it at the old house when I moved, but stupidly decided to lug it with me.
So a friend and I strapped it to a handtruck and hauled it on over.
I hated it so much when I got it to the new place that I borrowed a handsaw and hacked it to bits.
It heated the house this morning.
